Today, I went to the town square in Downtown Portland. I met a wonderful girl who told me about this city and where to hang out. I am grateful for that experience because I still don't have any friends here, yet.
Now, today is the first day of June and I do not know what the future holds. I do know that I am still at the same hotel where I have been living for the past three weeks and that I have money for food. After that, I don't know what will happen. Today, I am going to write about my personal thoughts on love and relationships.
Speaking to the girl I mentioned in the opening paragraph taught me a valuable lesson. I learned that the girls I am most attracted to fit a certain attribute that I cannot describe in words. I get a certain feeling deep inside and it tells me that I like that girl and that at that moment, nothing else matters. Those are the types of girls I like. I don't like girls who are "pretty" or who have the biggest breasts or the biggest "booty" or whatever.
I tend to like girls who are a certain way. Like I said before, it's indescribable so I cannot explain it here. However, I can give a description of the girls who have been fitting this attribute. Keep in mind, this is what I have observed, not a generalization. So, do not be alarmed. The girls I tend to be attracted to are extremely liberal and unconventionally beautiful. If you understand that, then you know what type of girls I like. If you don't, then I'm sorry, I can't explain any further.
I don't believe in monogamy simply because it's just not right and doesn't make sense. I believe in communal love. I believe that a group of men and women should meet and agree to intermingle because humans are not monogamous, but polygamous. I am not saying I will cheat on my girlfriend if I had one, to the contrary. Both parties need to be aware of the matter. But that is too radical to even consider, so let me get back to another general topic that is more pleasing to a person's mind.
The only way in which I will agree to be monogamous is if I were with a certain girl like the one I mentioned two paragraphs ago. That's the beauty and power of it all. When I am with those girls, talking to them, I feel so much different than I feel at other times. I feel that I'm in another dimension, another world. There is no way I would leave a girl like that for another girl. That's the power of those girls and I want one of them permanently so that I never have to come back down to earth and my theories of polygamy can stay out of my mind.
Now that I have talked about my theories of polygamy and the type of girl I like, I will move on to something else. First of all, don't be alarmed by the length of these articles. I think a lot in my mind, so having the opportunity to write on this blog is a great blessing because I was going crazy in my mind. Also, I will make each post interesting enough for any person with adequate reading experience to follow.
I think I might start doing stand-up comedy because I like being on stage and I like making people laugh. I can make people laugh effortlessly and one of my favorite comedians, Steve Harvey said that
people should do something that they can perform effortlessly. For example, I can write effortlessly, therefore, I will post blog posts every day on this site. Even if I have to stay up late, I will do so.
It's 1:42 a.m. here in Portland, Oregon and I am still awake. I think it's because I drank too much last night and walk up and drank caffeine to take the drunk feeling away. Anyway, about me becoming a comedian: I bet the people will laugh just looking at my face; I already got some laughs there.
No, just kidding. But I want to succeed in comedy because if I succeed in comedy, I can transcend to other avenues, like motivational speaking or other speaking events. I really love being on stage and the stage is where I want to go. I don't like acting as much as I used to, so I probably will stay away from the theatre. However, I do like serious movies and if I ever have a chance to perform in a very serious movie, even as an extra, I will do it. Serious movies are movies about a serious issue like AIDS or other things that speak to people's hearts. If it's not a serious movie, I'm definitely not an actor, no sir! I want to be real and make people laugh about real things.
If I do comedy, I will definitely use bad words. I have come to the conclusion that I am on the far left and that I am no where near the right. The people on the right do not like curse words at all and I love curse words. I will not use them here because this is a professional blog; however, if I am talking in public and you hear me, don't be surprised to hear those words from me.
I guess I can address that now, curse words. I think those words only have power because someone said they are "bad." I think they are bad if one uses them to verbally abuse another person. However, verbally abusing another person can also be done without the profane words, so it's the verbal abuse that's bad, not the words. I use those words liberally in my speech (depending on who I am speaking with) and when I perform my comedy, they will be used.
I will joke about every day things like the price we pay for items at stores or how people drive cars. I will not make any offensive jokes because I don't want a single individual of any background coming to my show and feeling offended. I want them to come with a serious face and leave with tears of laughter in their eyes. If I can do that, if I can make people laugh that hard, my mission shall be accomplished.
Thanks for reading this blog post.
Now, today is the first day of June and I do not know what the future holds. I do know that I am still at the same hotel where I have been living for the past three weeks and that I have money for food. After that, I don't know what will happen. Today, I am going to write about my personal thoughts on love and relationships.
Speaking to the girl I mentioned in the opening paragraph taught me a valuable lesson. I learned that the girls I am most attracted to fit a certain attribute that I cannot describe in words. I get a certain feeling deep inside and it tells me that I like that girl and that at that moment, nothing else matters. Those are the types of girls I like. I don't like girls who are "pretty" or who have the biggest breasts or the biggest "booty" or whatever.
I tend to like girls who are a certain way. Like I said before, it's indescribable so I cannot explain it here. However, I can give a description of the girls who have been fitting this attribute. Keep in mind, this is what I have observed, not a generalization. So, do not be alarmed. The girls I tend to be attracted to are extremely liberal and unconventionally beautiful. If you understand that, then you know what type of girls I like. If you don't, then I'm sorry, I can't explain any further.
I don't believe in monogamy simply because it's just not right and doesn't make sense. I believe in communal love. I believe that a group of men and women should meet and agree to intermingle because humans are not monogamous, but polygamous. I am not saying I will cheat on my girlfriend if I had one, to the contrary. Both parties need to be aware of the matter. But that is too radical to even consider, so let me get back to another general topic that is more pleasing to a person's mind.
The only way in which I will agree to be monogamous is if I were with a certain girl like the one I mentioned two paragraphs ago. That's the beauty and power of it all. When I am with those girls, talking to them, I feel so much different than I feel at other times. I feel that I'm in another dimension, another world. There is no way I would leave a girl like that for another girl. That's the power of those girls and I want one of them permanently so that I never have to come back down to earth and my theories of polygamy can stay out of my mind.
Now that I have talked about my theories of polygamy and the type of girl I like, I will move on to something else. First of all, don't be alarmed by the length of these articles. I think a lot in my mind, so having the opportunity to write on this blog is a great blessing because I was going crazy in my mind. Also, I will make each post interesting enough for any person with adequate reading experience to follow.
I think I might start doing stand-up comedy because I like being on stage and I like making people laugh. I can make people laugh effortlessly and one of my favorite comedians, Steve Harvey said that
people should do something that they can perform effortlessly. For example, I can write effortlessly, therefore, I will post blog posts every day on this site. Even if I have to stay up late, I will do so.
It's 1:42 a.m. here in Portland, Oregon and I am still awake. I think it's because I drank too much last night and walk up and drank caffeine to take the drunk feeling away. Anyway, about me becoming a comedian: I bet the people will laugh just looking at my face; I already got some laughs there.
No, just kidding. But I want to succeed in comedy because if I succeed in comedy, I can transcend to other avenues, like motivational speaking or other speaking events. I really love being on stage and the stage is where I want to go. I don't like acting as much as I used to, so I probably will stay away from the theatre. However, I do like serious movies and if I ever have a chance to perform in a very serious movie, even as an extra, I will do it. Serious movies are movies about a serious issue like AIDS or other things that speak to people's hearts. If it's not a serious movie, I'm definitely not an actor, no sir! I want to be real and make people laugh about real things.
If I do comedy, I will definitely use bad words. I have come to the conclusion that I am on the far left and that I am no where near the right. The people on the right do not like curse words at all and I love curse words. I will not use them here because this is a professional blog; however, if I am talking in public and you hear me, don't be surprised to hear those words from me.
I guess I can address that now, curse words. I think those words only have power because someone said they are "bad." I think they are bad if one uses them to verbally abuse another person. However, verbally abusing another person can also be done without the profane words, so it's the verbal abuse that's bad, not the words. I use those words liberally in my speech (depending on who I am speaking with) and when I perform my comedy, they will be used.
I will joke about every day things like the price we pay for items at stores or how people drive cars. I will not make any offensive jokes because I don't want a single individual of any background coming to my show and feeling offended. I want them to come with a serious face and leave with tears of laughter in their eyes. If I can do that, if I can make people laugh that hard, my mission shall be accomplished.
Thanks for reading this blog post.
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